I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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