But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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