I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
