Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
nutella sex= disaster
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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