So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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