how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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