This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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