Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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