is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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