He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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