I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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