I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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