I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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