Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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