I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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