She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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