: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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