There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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