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(917): View more from New York City

I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.

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(216): View more from Ohio

the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..

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(509): View more from Washington

Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.

(406): View more from Montana

Hospital.

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I am invincible.

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(954): View more from Florida

We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.

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(718): View more from New York

Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.

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(315): View more from New York

I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.

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