The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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