quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I think your dad took our porno
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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