so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
No subtext here. People are naked.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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