maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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