is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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