whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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