Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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