Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
