I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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