Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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