Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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