...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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