i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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