i barfeds in our rink
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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