My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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