sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
thus making me awesome and them whores
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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