operation harelip BJ is a go
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
There r osticjed everywhere
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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