Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
