talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
