carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
vagina is talking i cant
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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