So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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