Swine flu. Run for my life!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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