Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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