I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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