Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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