I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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