I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this beer tastes like vomit already
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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