Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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