i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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