How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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