His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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