if you like me you must not know who I am
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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