Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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