Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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