I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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