According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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