I need help removing her.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
