My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
my poor anus
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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