We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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