David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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