no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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